Red Beans

One moment, you're doing a Google search to check on how important the expiration date on that can of red beans might be (it was this past October) ― the next, you're knee-deep in web sites for conspiracy theorists, survivalists, "Microchips in the Flu vaccine," "Israeli Body Snatchers," "Airport Full Body Scanners destroy DNA" and people who are convinced the world will end in 2012. Still, I suppose they know their canned goods.